I started listening to Rush Limbaugh again after several months away. I’ve just been so sick of Obama that I didn’t want to hear any more about him. Since he even makes speeches in our sleep, I figured I can’t get away from him no matter what I do.

I had to laugh because Rush finally mentioned the birth certificate. A guy from Newsweek said that Obama was “sort of a god” and Rush asked his screener, “Hey, do you know what God and Obama have in common? God doesn’t have a birth certificate either!”

He then started to chuckle and went onto something else. His screener must have been saying something to him because he again said, “What? God doesn’t have a birth certificate and neither does Obama.”

After a break, Rush said to his staff, “Ok, we’ll does anyone know the difference between God and Obama? The difference is that God has never thought He was Obama.”

then he came back with this after the break

How are God and Barack Obama Different

1. God does not think he's Obama
2. Liberals love Obama
3. Obama gets better press
4. God only demands to be worshipped once a week
5. God asks for only 10 percent of your money
6. God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose
7. God's plan to save us is actually written down for you to read